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I must be hormonal.
Question 1: Have you ever had one of those days where no matter what clothing you put on, you felt like you looked like the Michelin Man in a wetsuit? Question 2: Why do diets always involve denying...
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I surrender!
I’ve done it. I’ve given in to the temptation. I’ve surrendered to the deep seated desire. I’ve temporarily extinguished the fire of need that was threatening to consume my very being. I had...
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I bid you Adieu!
No, not you, Occasional Reader. I have to say goodbye to one of my life loves for a while. No, I already told you. Not you. This option wouldn’t normally be my first choice, but something had to be...
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Clear the cloacas, ladies!
There’s one advantage of the Atkins Diet. You get to say really weird sentences that relate to your dinner. Of course, chickens would have to understand human language for it to really have an impact,...
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I’m getting bored
This damn diet is starting to bore me. To be sure, it’s certainly tasty, but I have a serious hankering for a potato or eight. I tried to jazz this up as much as I could, but nothing was going to work...
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Cauliflower cream.
So it may not ever be as satisfying, or even remotely close to as tasty as a mound of creamy, garlic laden mashed potato, but each time I try this, it’s getting slightly better. Plain mashed...
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It’s a mechicken meal!
Mexican + Chicken = Mechicken. Geddit? Huh? Didya geddit? It can be a curse being this funny, let me tell you. This was my low-ish carb version of chicken enchiladas. Without the actual enchilada. So...
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